Friday, October 13, 2017



Edda had roast beef and I had fish. And if I can remember what you had, I can die a happy man, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers




Harvey Weinstein flew his private jet to Arizona for sex rehab. Harvey has two private jets. That’s why he says he loves to play with his privates.



First Harvey Weinstein was going to fly his private jet to Europe for sex addiction therapy, then he said Phoenix and ended up in Scottsdale. He even screws with his pilot.



Angie Everhart now claims Harvey Weinstein broke into her yacht cabin at Cannes and masturbated in front of her. This guy is the James Bond of beating off.



Angie Everhart now claims Harvey Weinstein broke into her yacht cabin and masturbated in front of her. How did this guy have the time and energy to make a movie?



Harvey Weinstein flew to Arizona to check-in to a sex rehab clinic. It was awkward when the first lesson in curing sex addiction was being told to imagine Harvey Weinstein naked.



Harvey Weinstein flew to Arizona to check-in to a sex rehab clinic. Donald Trump called Harvey with advise. “Whenever I don’t want to have sex, I imagine Germany’s Angela Merkel naked.” 


Harvey Weinstein flew to Arizona to check-in to a sex rehab clinic. Donald Trump called Harvey with advise. “Whenever I get the urge to have sex, I say, “Hey, Melania, you want to have sex?” And she says, “No freaking way.” Problem solved.”



Actress, Blake Lively said she was sexually harassed by a makeup artist. That is wild. There is a straight makeup artist?



Donald Trump says his challenging Rex Tillerson to an IQ contest was a joke. Said Trump, “Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humidor anymore?” 




Since you asked:

The fragile sensibilities of spoiled divas like Gwenyth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie do not worry me. Their parents were huge movie stars, Harvey Weinstein is too smart to pressure them hard for sex for fear of a serious backlash.

No, it is the bright-eyed innocent starving actresses who Harvey attacked and then ruined their careers whom I want to see get justice. 

Hope they send in the FBI, threaten enough people with jail and get into Harvey’s fat ass for one billion dollars to pay them back.