In her lawsuit against a DJ grabbing her ass, Taylor Swift testified the DJ grabbed her ass. Not exactly shocking testimony in a DJ grabbing-ass lawsuit. 

Donald Trump said North Korea threats will be met with “Fire and fury.” Fire and fury is what Donald wants Melania to call him naked in his cowboy hat and holster when they role-play in the bedroom.

A poll reveals 95% cannot locate North Korea on a world map. And 50% cannot locate a map on a map.

And 50% don’t know that North Korea is located above South Korea.